Kingdom of Loathing

[Sound]

It's still there.. but:

Date: Monday, July 02, 08:30PM [delete]
From: Soundy (#1309118)

It looks like your clan leader is MIA. Leadership has been transferred to Soundy.

Date: Sunday, August 05, 08:30PM [delete]
From: Grazak (#1319809)

It looks like your clan leader is MIA. Leadership has been transferred to Grazak.

*eyes Grazak*

[Guest]

It's still there.. but:

Date: Monday, July 02, 08:30PM [delete]
From: Soundy (#1309118)

It looks like your clan leader is MIA. Leadership has been transferred to Soundy.

Date: Sunday, August 05, 08:30PM [delete]
From: Grazak (#1319809)

It looks like your clan leader is MIA. Leadership has been transferred to Grazak.

*eyes Grazak*

Oh snap.

[Guest]

You're fighting a P imp


This imp be stylin'. He advances towards you, tossing his cane from hand to hand.

He gets the jump on you.


He tries to bite you with his platinum grill, but can't seem to get you all up in his grill.

[Ronx]

You're fighting a P imp


This imp be stylin'. He advances towards you, tossing his cane from hand to hand.

He gets the jump on you.


He tries to bite you with his platinum grill, but can't seem to get you all up in his grill.

The greatest monster of all time.

[Guest]

La Farmacia de Suenos



As you're walking down one of the seedier back alleys in BorderTown, you see a sign that says "Farmacia de Suenos." You walk inside and see a dirty glass display case full of different types of medicines. A woman in a dirty lab coat walks out of the back room and sizes you up.
"Ah, amigo, you appear to have a serious affliction," she says. "Perhaps you are in need of some medication? This one in particular, I think, would suit you well." She holds up a bottle and you read the label:
Meleegra: Increase the size of your weapon! Battle for hours without getting tired! (Side effects include headache, vomiting of intestines and death).
"What makes you think my weapon is too small?" You say, offended.
"Now now, everyone needs a bigger weapon, amigo. There is no shame in it."
"Don't I need a scroll from one of the doctors of Loathing to get this stuff?" You ask.
"Perhaps elsewhere, but here we do not believe in making obstacles to people getting quality healthcare," she says, and smiles.
"Well, my weapon is just fine the way it is. But, y'know, I think my friend was talking about how he wanted his weapon bigger the other day. Maybe I'll pick up some for him."
"Certainly, amigo. I hope you -- I mean, your friend will enjoy them."



You acquire an item: Meleegra™ pills