April 1st, how do we love thee. Once again, any shenanigans that come up are rather silly, but do have something pretty neat about them. Like the usual forged patch notes, these little jokes do tend to have some good ideas like EU WoW's announcement about custom mounts and that new dance system we were promised. Except these aren't riddled with grammar and usage errors.
I just love how some minor injury gibs him in every single take.
Righteous are those who look up and sway with the wind,
Who look down and dance with the shifting of the soil,
Who swim with the movement of the tides!